B. I don’t know what the fuck the day is…

I’m a little tipsy–sometimes it’s a little easier to be tipsy than sober.  I just wish I could get courage from this intoxication and say what I should say to people to properly stick up for myself but I think about others when I’m tipsy too.  Damn my niceness!  I want this horrible feeling of shitty-ness to all end sometime soon but that would require so much more alcohol and, quite frankly, I don’t think my bladder can handle that much more liquid.  I think it’s easier to be tipsy because I don’t know what to decide for my life–and it also makes me feel just a smidgen less lonely.  OH, LONELY!  How I will forever hate you more than any other thing!  Seriously, anything!  Like a million times worse than sunburn….and I really, REALLY HATE SUNBURN.  Alright, I gotta pee.

Now don’t you feel better?

B. 6/28/13

People should not harass others…it’s annoying!  It’s particularly annoying when you’re minding your own business, walking down the street and someone yells at you, saying that they like your ass.  First of all, way to compliment a woman and boost her self esteem.  Second, you’re a bastard!  Just shut up!  It’s totally degrading and sets a horrible example for how women are treated.

Now don’t you feel better?

B. 6/20/13

Why is it that baby’s “spit up” but adults always “throw up,” “barf,” “upchuck,” “hurl,” or “ralph”?  “Spit up” sounds so much more….approachable…I guess?  Or maybe it sounds a bit more innocent.  I, personally, have yet to “spew” because of excessive intoxication or “puke” for reasons other than food poisoning, so why is mine not considered “spit up”?  At what age do we stop calling it “spit up” and start making it sound so gross?  Just wondering :)

Now don’t you feel better?

B. 6/18/13

Why is aimlessness always considered to be something negative?  I think that aimlessness, to a certain degree, is quite nice.  I can sit and read or go for a run or even just space out for a bit–it’s a little refreshment in our busy day-to-day lives.  All in all, it’s fun to be aimless but when my “aimless day” is over I always feel overly unproductive.  Why is that?  It’s another damn double edged sword that just is.  Fuck. Oh well, I guess we just have to enjoy it while it lasts and know that work will get done another day.

Now don’t you feel better?

B. 5/29/13

Sometimes I really say stupid shit that probably hurts peoples feelings or frustrates them to the point of huge annoyance.  I’m sorry for that.  I don’t always mean what comes out of my mouth but sometimes I just need to say it to someone  other than myself or the damn, drooling, stray cat that lives in the scrap pile by my house.  I know I need to get out of this rut but I need to be the one who chooses to do so…I get all “I’m my own person” towards people when they’re just trying to help me.  Sorry…

I know I’m going to need to chipper up soon–and I do feel that it is coming up here rather quickly–but it’ll just take a bit of time.  I’m working on it… :)

Now don’t you feel better?

B. 5/20/13

I hate this paper that I have to write.  I feel like I am going in circles but that seems to be the only way to ensure that the reader understands me–it’s soooo stupid.  I probably don’t like it so much because it’s literally the last paper (EVER) that I’ll have to write for school….unless I go back someday or decide to take courses just to take them.  Well we won’t think of that now, gotta think of the damn paper.  I’m so psyched for school to be over, it’s not even funny.  I hate to say it but I’m a little burnt out.  I want to get paid for doing this shit, please :)  That would be so awesome!  But as for now, I am happy that I’ve got these two degrees and I feel very proud of them indeed!  Promise I’m proud, El Destroyo!

Now don’t you feel better?