A man recently called me requesting contact information for a paranormal investigation team to investigate his potentially haunted trailer. He was hoping they could dislodge the spirit that continued to torment his family. After a half hour conversation regarding said spirit I told the man I would be unable to provide him with any useful contact information. Unlike the ghost this fucking guy was for real. Seriously, I’m not fucking kidding and so my crazy telephone caller cherry was popped.
Finally, unlike the ghost, that telephone encounter will continue to haunt me for the rest of my life.
Now don’t you feel better?