In about 1999 and 2000 Yo-yo’s were kinda in vogue. They were the hippest shit before Pokemon. Anyway, I must confess to my friends Joe and Matt, I was jealous so I took your fucking yo-yo and threw it into the wash by Montrose. Sorry about that, my parents wouldn’t buy me one and you guys were too fucking smug about it.
Now don’t you feel better?